$OPEN β€” now live, kinda

Open Altman

The most serious retarded prediction market on the internet. Bet on Sam, OpenAI, Tesla & whatever else is melting down today. Stack legs. Pray. Get rugged. Repeat.

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LIVE MARKETS

What's the herd betting on?

Pick a side. Or pick both and call it a hedge.

PARLAY MODE

Stack legs. Lose harder.

Combine multiple bets. Multiply odds. Increase the cope.

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⚠ Demo mode. No funds will be moved. We're not your financial advisor, your therapist, or your friend.

THE LORE

How does this work?

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Connect a wallet

ETH (MetaMask, Rabby, Coinbase) or Solana (Phantom). We don't care, we hate them all equally.

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Pick your delusion

Will Sam tweet "feeling the AGI" again this week? Will Tesla actually ship FSD? You decide.

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Build a parlay

Stack 2, 5, 10 legs. Watch the multiplier balloon. Watch yourself lose all of them anyway.

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Cope & repeat

Resolution happens on-chain. Winners get paid. Losers tweet "wagmi" and reload.

DAO COMING SOONβ„’

$OPEN holders run the asylum

Propose markets. Vote on resolutions. Slash bad oracles. The mascot stays sad either way.

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